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Show WHY TUNSTON'S BARE WASN'T NAMED "FRED." Den Tunston came home finm the Phil Ipplnes nnd round a son and heir awaiting him Immcdlitfly the (le peril and Ids wife debated us to the 1ms n name, Nat urally to Mrs Kiinslnn, Iho llener.il Is the greutest of heroes, nnd she Insists that tin ahull he named I'reelerlrk The warrior, however declares Hint the boy ought to ho christened "MscArthur Fun. slon" for tho dene ral of that name. Then Mrs 1 unalon explilns that a bos should bear his falhers name, anywas The fleneral, who Is only nbout live feet tall, nnswera all arguments with "Sou, my dear nrn n tall woman Tho baby nine chances out of ten, will be m. six footer, and Ihen I shnll hive tho humiliating experience of having my son pointed out as 'Rig 1 red runton while my old nnme nf I.lttle . red will stick tn me W n II Let nrntlhd that by culling him MacArthur Ban 1 ranclaco Nows Letter. |