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Show THIS BOY HAD A VERY EASY REMEDY. Mr John Kendrkk Hangs Is tho projd possessor of thno soung sons, the eldest of w hem bids nilr to rival ills famous lather In wit Tho other elay Mr Hangs look ihn threo hojs out for a long tramp, miscalculated tho distance an I found he wan tiring Iho snunkslcra nut, though not one of litem would coiiIibb It At this moment they clino In a pretls dlfllcult Mil It occurred to Mr Ilini, to lighten the boss labors hi stirring their linugl nations, s ho pretended Iho hid was Win Join and they vero to eh irge up to Ihe top All went well till the eldest boy Btnppiei In tho middle of the rush lo blow bis nose Wham this?' slid Mr Hangs "A soldier slopp ng during a charge to blow hlM nose Nice, Bol.ller souel milke Why fill" tl ""UC forever for n thing 1 Bhnuld think." replied the Imperturbable Imperturb-able soungsler. 'tint It would bo easy enough to take vour handkerchief and wlpo out tho disgrace" Mr llings continue,! his part of the charge In a, meek silence -St liuls Ite-publlc |