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Show Innocent Merriment ORDERS ARE ORDERS. The new doorkeeper at the museum turnstile had learned a book of rules by heart before taking over the job. "Here, sir, you must leave your umbrella um-brella at the door," he said to a visitor who had failed to hand over that article. "But I haven't an umbrella," the visitor pleaded. "Then go back and get one," said the keeper. "No one is allowed to pass in . here unles he leaves his umbrella at the door." -f SHOCKING. Aunt Sarah K( horrified) Good gracious, gra-cious, John, what would your mother say If she saw you smoking cigarets? John (calmly) She'd have a fit. They're her cigarets. , AN UP-TO-DATE BIRD. "Polly want a cracker?" - "I suppose that's all I can expect with the present high cost of living." |