Salt Lake Tribune | 1916-07-09 | Page 49 | How About Sausages?

How About Sausages? ACELEBRATHlj spf-Hnlist once attended attend-ed a young medical Mud'-nt through a long illness. Though the embryo dor-tor knew that, according in profewf-iomil etiquette, eti-quette, physicians do not acrr-pt fnrS from each othT, he Mt that, since he was only a ctudent and had taken fo murh of the famous doct or b valuable time, lie ought to request a bill for Ber vires rendered. When he approached the matter, however, how-ever, the gruff old man rpoke, out brusquely: brusque-ly: '"Don't you know ihe etio,uMte? Iog dorsn't cat dog." "Ya, sir, I'm we a ware "jf that." replied re-plied the young fHlo-.v, "hut, yon :p, I'm not a dor-tor; I'm only a medical student." "Wei, ihen, if you j k n it any better, dog doesn't eat puppy!"