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Show Selig Press Sheet Editor's Latest Stuff 1 Movie misfits: Barroom fights! Movie mysteries: Wedding ceremonies. cere-monies. Wrinkles and Adam 's apples should be barred from the film. There is not anything in this world so startling as movie wall paper. M. R-. Brown ate too much- in the movie dinner scene and ia unable to work. Letter writing will never become a lost art as long as motion pictures flourish. Most of the moving picture plays must be purchased on approval. Selig Sage. Why is it necessary for all the movie directors to hold 'megaphones when they have their photographs taken? ' The Selig camel has resigned from the movies because he was compelled to i hump himself. I Our own movie A, B, Cs. i i , .. ' i H stands for hero ' "Whose hair is worn long; '! ! 1; , j He appears in Rel One i ; And looks pert and strong! i Since Horace McCarthy joined a f ilium il-ium company he rides in the back seat of his Ford roadster. ! On account of so many unusually ex- i cellent film plays, everyone in Pleas- ant Township is' behind in their spring plowing. ' Poney Monps failed to die naturally : in part" two because they forgot to pull J the bed sheet slowlv over his head. j i The likeness of Narcissus McGee recently re-cently appeared in a movie magazine and she has purchased a seven -candle-power runabout. Miss Hortense Bourion, entraged for the ball-room scene in the thrilling five-part five-part drama, "The Grubworm," is taking tak-ing voice culture. The Junior league gave an apple peeling peel-ing contest last evening in order to acquire money with which to purchase motion picture magazines for the church library. I like this movie western stuff Where th ' cowboy pulls his gun, An' where th' honest miner, rough, Kills bandits jest fer fun. An' there's th' Mexican greaser, bad, Yes, as tough as he kin be That there disprit feller, well, He sure appeals tu me! A cake of soap and a pair of big shoes can always be depended upon to cause side-splitting mirth for at least five hundred feet of film. |