| Show SPICE Mrs Harklnn has set out In earnest to secure bricabrac for her house In what way 7 She has Joined seven progressive pedro clubs Cleveland Plain Dealer So your husband died whllo you wore abroad said the hostess I Yes replied tho young widow of old Mr Sklullynt wlthnn appropriately mournful sigh poor John has gone l to his final reward S Beg pardon said tho host suddenly that reminds me I must go downand look at the furnaco tire Philadelphia Press S I Chemist to poor woman You must tako this medicine thrco times a day after meals Patlont But sir I seldom get meals thcso ard times Chemist passing on to the next customer custo-mer Then take it before them London King I Mrs Smlthcra cant get Willie to carry In the coal or do anything any more I wonder whero ho Is Mr Smltherv Hes over to Jlmsons helping their boy carry In their cool Indianapolis I Singleton How did you llko the poodle I sent your daughter roi a birthday present pres-ent IVodcrlv nco saw S ono I liked better It died tho next day Chicago News I No said tho girl with the Glbson girl neck I ate so much candy on Christmas day thht I shant want any moro for twenty nrs It matlo me sick and didnt eat quarter of what was brought to me either What did jon do with the threequar ters you couldnt eat Inquired tho girl with tho Julia Marlowe dimple I sent It to a dear old Invalid aunt ChlcagoTrlbune I Yes they coaxed tho girl from Boston to ham up her stocking rcIi2I r S Well somebody put one of those long striped candy canes In It Yes S SAnd S-And there wasnt room for anything else Cleveland Plain Dealer |