Show n 1 O OJ 1 r I I I J r C I r I II Ir c f tr Ira Q rm l O i p 0 r I II I j e or J 0 Il M tt f Ir 2 I t w I i I 1 J R lei r rI I r II l r Qt r t ttA tA k 7 to cA y J LG r rI f USED TO KICKS II I I i She at nt the baseball base all game That umpire re seem to mind their kicking at nl nil all rb 1 1 He IleNo No He Is 11 tho trio Janitor of 0 an aD apartment house hous during the winter fi t I fr I 1 0 I j I j I Ii j Ij i I It r t t j o o J t J J r rS S r 1 b bI r Ie I I 1 nJ t 1 I II I i j 1 f I ff 0 0 f 4 II 1 i l L I SAVED SAPID I Oh sir let mo me end It nil In this deep damp pool I brio havo lost nil all on the races if I anti and my m wife wICe and ond child are lire In 3 I Courage my man here la is flo dollars Oh thank II you jou sir I I 1 will p put It II on ou o Potato Bug for 0 p place In I tho moat last race n t r r I II I if r H 7 i r d tf t 1 J t r I r dor 7 j i HUT nul AGAINST GAI ST TOTE TOG GRAIN CHAIN GRIDo r Do Quiz What did Plunger say RIll when you him of 0 being d di In that lilaC wheat loan eat I I De Dt Whiz no tried triM to deny it hot hat I 1 Ilando II I mall made him trio tho corn I j i Ii 1 tl da I Id d It I r Ir 11 y 1 AND A a WORK t to lo seashore Doan j yo o 0 enJoy du waves wa wn e on dc Ie shun ebon Hannah No all deco dein suds reminds mo me of 01 day Ilay I II I I i ii i t 1 1 J I A St StI Ste l r I i e r j jI I r rd d 1 t 1 a I t r I n L I I III II o s I Ole I IS II III I II I Lr I f m S S m I li I THE PITY OIT OL IT S 0 1 thud I oft wn way Q a l Sable Three n qt or trio tho bride columns scrim given over oer to Aed did d the III attract much little tic He t fr u b amoc 6 l hose 1 M e i aIM No Wo Peace For FOT Him The Tho street car way was rather crowded when tho the fat man got bot on but ho saw Baw nu no open ln lug and null fo fe t t I Into It to lo hear bear tho the man on his JI right rf ht exclaim sI I knew new HI It I mcw HI III I knew I he ho let My I Intend to you said bald the tho frt fat man In apologetic tones Hut But you ha o disturbed 1 me mp Its It got sot no 0 that I cant aut Imo 1100 U a peaceful H hour A dozen times Utu a n day tIo I am a k d what lint I 1 It think t of ot or If I I 1 dont wish wl b we wo had bad Bryan or It If the tariff tarla schedule dont please me have IHo n a 1 right to auk me lUe those questions I Noo o o o but Jut will talk tali you IOU kaow And nd I am nm asked about the weather null and tho crops crop and Ind business and other fool things 9 They Ploy seem trying to drive mo ml to my grave Im expecting minute ask lk roo me It If I nv r saw SU W such Auch weather before In this tits month No Nn I p edge you m nj uy word I 1 wont wout Then Ten ciao will III ask something Just ns liS I Dont ont try to lo convince m me 1111 hint II lier ey wont wort but because 1 feel cl It In lit my bones borcH bonesI I dont they will viii The They seem to t IK ire t n lot of or Intelligent people null ami lint Hut Just then n 1 man Inne on the thu side RII I bout bent oe over r and nud no l handed hl the leehy tech man mann mana a n slip of ot paper and ind said sold saidI I nun atu the tho car to see co how hov many mon electors favor n a second term for tor Taft u write yes CA or no on this dip JO JOE ID Hf ile n It known unto nil all mete men by than that we WC the time edl tors and nd CrI of 0 newspapers rl huo hay entered Into lotI u n agree agreement ment nent to publish thu following dally II nil pro Iro program grant gram regarding rC the of or ox ex lre President Ident Roosevelt and nl son lion Kermit during the th next two months month Sunday Teddy seizes a n bon boa tor lu Iu his folds find and crashes the life out of 0 him tins Monday shoots a 1 lion that n QI having serious thoughts of ot leaping upon his fathers back you yon my myson myson son you jou OU have hae done better shoot shootIng lag Ing In nt at n Il barn Tuesday leddy shoots B not her that gets In his hili wa way to ask that Its It name bo ho placed on tho the roll of 0 the lion hon honored I ored deed dead Kermit gets lost but Jut Buds Had dad It Wrong g I 1 was erns In lu what they call eill n general More storo MoreIn to o oIn In n Long Lone Island village villa when a former farmer r up ur and the proprietor to the tile thedoor thedoor door and nuked naked Jim have haxo ye yc got Jol nay any clotheslines Plenty Tom plenty ns as the tho reply Mj My old woman oman says gaja I we wc ought to have haven n 1 mien Ill one Yea Tex 1 I thrill I sold Rold you yon the ono one you have about tire Hiroo years year ago no Clotheslines will wear out you rou know kno How Ilow no much for or one cents cento for Cor n hundred feet the way they come comet Shall I bring one onU out Not ot at nt that price A was telling me yesterday that when the new tariff bill 1111 paused passed l clotheslines could he hc had bill for 23 3 Guess I Ill II wall n II Lit bit LitA All A 1 right nil right rI ht good na replied the thc merchant ns itS hu he turned away nail and au the tho deal tens nn off oct Fifteen minutes after tho the farmer had driven homeward Im I followed hint him In my buggy hu and 1 I bad gone gont n mile when I 1 Imet met him coming coining with his hili horses on onu ona u a 1 sharp scarp trot Wo W both bath hutted halted and I l laughingly If I he lie was going to tote tuJe tho clothesline You bet Jet I mill tun l I he briskly replied I 1 Just met a n man maim who told lold mo me that the was waR nil all wrong ron Instead of or coming down to 23 3 1 cents If I the new nc tariff bill passes they tell go o up lo to 28 and amt Im 1111 going to cove SIl 0 that three cents or bust mj my m wagon wo on JOG JOB JO himself In time for tor dinner Wednesday bags bifi ha s a n rhinoceros ros I Just took u big mid and right up III to time thu beast and amid gathered him Jn ln Blared li lm 1 1 astonishment KermIt shot Knot n leopard that might have hac grown up ul to be bc ben bea n a had bad bad animal nul mill If allowed to lo livo on hurC Terrible but bat while Kermit way wai drying out his cont coat tIllIs his hll father forth and amid end ended ent ed cJ tho the life lIe of or n a lion Ilou which land had Just juat crawled out of 0 llo Il neat lu 10 a It hollow hollo log lo loTho Iho Tho animals of or rica ore are doing lots Iota of kicking 1 Friday Teddy 7 eddy sets ont out to make woke n banner bonner day tIll of 0 It When hen night collies he Ilc counts up two elephants three lions two giraffes ne rive hyenas darer buffaloed anti antia a leopard that have haie fallen at his lire None Nono bate hute got ot up after falling Kermit r 2 J JI S I Ar 1 J The i Salt Yep If Ir you wants a I MIRACULOUS true t o story ator Ill spin you OU yarn jam how bo I wan UD ct et I by hy a 11 oct t 11 v 1 I l Zeds Chances How flow 10 do they tiler lIon with them asked the old farmer of oC tile the grocer to whom bo ho Jo hud bud been D bell bellIng l tag Ing n pom tOCH Ob Ohm got cm rm down fine One was the tho reply f r They fly do fly 07 anywhere Aro Are you IOU Inter Interested ested OS t ell i h hNot iNot Not now I was last winter but Ive given It up My Mj son Aon Zed Zeel In to tomake t tomake make n Q last fall and If I his bill chance chanco hr been spite hed be a l great t man now Is that so What hat kind of 0 n a machine did dIll Zed maker make It was something like n a hayrack but mado of 0 light wood Then he ho d a hundred geese ducks nud hens and milled their wings s onto It lIe He watt wn going to get lime thu flap lIap o 0 tho trio b IJ by turning a n crank Guess GuO shed tiara haf flown aown all right rl If It they thc had bad split hIs bis chance I What hut ned Zed 7 11 had Imd got hot her all nit done dono but on some Bome tall feathers behind to make her steer straight when ho saw siw n Q constable coining couling and un lit out oUI outA Yes i iA A gal had sued sucil him for or breach of or and he could not tarry torry Been Becu gone four months now anti and I r dont Ilont know whether r hell ever eer come cornu bad back Yes Yu sir Ir his bis I chance and ho Iw nay may never have hae another Instead of or the th flying ll Ing he Iw Hew flew lie the rho way WIY In this ibis world You ou never can eun tell when you nu aro uro going to fly ily to fame or be lie sued Ruet by y some fool gal ul and und bine hays to slIp skip out for tor Missouri II JOU JOL JO Professor and His Realistic Painting 1 I PAINT PA INT INTO A O V I N 1 PICTURE FOR Its a You JOHNNIE r rifle I nn a 0 ml N 1 p 1 1 t S os O Og OM o n 1 tl s Y t iI WELL WELLo I I I o W l f l lr r tJ S f I I I Holiday Time Es Here ere I J THE DAILY PROGRAM o v I Is 13 lost again Saturday has found elf clr elfand and the clue day Is spent In greasing hoots hout taking tullo quinine writing lottery letters and posing for tor photographs to lo our stiff staff i eddy Ins become so cs expert erl it lit It that he hc can CUll Jump front from a Q squat Into him a n pose pobe I lu three seconds JOE KERIL lE Ul I THE rnE su m rt mitt mittI I look Into Inlo her dreamy tl rea m eyes C S SAnd I And Aud lId think I 1 see ECU her sou souls Id depths through them Sit Shu seems Indeed n a 1 perfect ct prize prise e AS girls do mostly when you woo them She let mo n tender glance glauce Then with her flirting fan an she abu screens It She anys ns my loves 1000 her lifes romance I 1 wonder won er It If sho she really means It lt tl I J 1 J J IllS HIS DEDUCTION First t just Juat drew by with levon new now city elt boarder Second Farmer now know they new arrivals First I Why yo ye 0 could tell by br the tho way they that they the t eaten a 11 meal local at ut yet jeU cl clI I c 0 L w J n 9 I It f I t l n nL r f y L I 7 Cr A NOT A READY i iD D Ls ll a n queer girl Irl You know she ahe took toole first ant prize for mathematics at nt college S Well y when hen her mother asked Grace how bow often octen Mr Sir r had her lir the I hc other night situ sho sold she tell W 1 C I j r t th h r r 1 r 4 t 4 Ay r i c n r r TJ ir 1 Il t 4 I j A TIP PIP F Harold I am nm 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