Salt Lake Tribune | 1904-05-06 | Page 4 | Spice

SPICE. Mrs. Gausslp I think you oucht to know this. Mrs, Subbubs. Your husband kisses your cook! Mrs. Subbubs Yes. T told him to do It. "iou soo tho cook thinks she Is getting ahead of mo In that way and so she never thinks of leaving. Philadelphia Press. "Yes." suld the friends of tho famliy, "they were married In haste." "And repented at leisure, eh?" queried the other "Oh. no," was the reply; "they repented In haste, also." Chicago Nowa. The other day a teacher In a Philadelphia Philadel-phia primary school was hearing her arithmetic arith-metic class. "What Is a half?" she asked The answer was given. "What Is a third?" A Httlo girl answered correctly. "What tho class. Here was his opportunity. "Plcn.e. ma'am." he. answered excitedly "It's tho day we celebrate." Philadelphia Ledger. V "I tell you. lr. kissing the hand that smiles you Is nothing to what 1 saw In this hotel this morning." "What was that?" "The porter blacking tho boot that had kicked him last night." New Yorker