Salt Lake Telegram | 1935-05-07 | Page 4 | Science Truly Wonderful

Science Truly Wonderful I IT ITHE T THE HE science news that has come over the wires in the last few weeks is truly the the most most wonderful wonderful wonderful won won- reading matter that has got into print in ina ina ina a long long time As the country's various academies have met to listen to papers by distinguished distinguished distinguished dis dis- dis- dis physicists biologists chemists phy physicians s surgeons and leaders in a multiplicity of learned professions laymen have been made aware that Utopia instead of being nowhere upon this earth is in truth truth- just around the cor cor- ner All AU has to do to one see it is to take a alight alight alight light ray in ones one's hands and bend it One doesn't even have to use mirrors to see around corners any longer It has been made very clear that one of i these days humankind will have it pretty soft I In good weather comfortably ensconced in a hammock lifting a finger will ill actuate an electric electric elec elec- eye that will bring a robot on the run with breakfast lunch or dinner in a capsule in winter winter win win- ter the scene merel merely r shifts to the living room kept warm by by- bottled sunshine Everything else che will be as simple and effortless The Thc only J j jf f i i i f t 5 ff 35 7 0 i J h r work that will have to be done will be by those thos who make the pills and capsules Already perhaps perhaps perhaps per per- haps research is under way to discover if these thes cannot be made to grow on trees or bushes hushes But of all the news this is the most cheer cheer- ing Connubial bliss may now be made per per- From the sessions of the American College of Physicians in Philadelphia comes come word that domestic tantrums may now be listed among controllable diseases The tantrums are the symptoms The malady is If If- one has it one goes on a diet of three small smal meals meal's a alday aday day with between between- meal between eal snacks of milk with a banana or orange juice This is o offered offeree ered suffering wives and husbands as a form of in inoculation inoculation inoculation in- in against divorce l long ng r regarded as a major operation only to be undergone in ex ex- ex r. r Banana oil on candy flowers and fur coats have often been used in the past to allay aUay acute attacks of but the good old ok banana itself with a g glass ass of milk commends itself to those those- irked in wedlock by jangled nerves as something not only simple but readily readily readily read read- ily obtainable at moderate cost To say that tha science is wonderful is putting it mildly in in- in deed Why its it's positively grand