Salt Lake Tribune | 1917-10-07 | Page 27 | Motor Car Smart Alecks

Motor Car Smart Alecks. "Ever have one of these Pmart Alecks pass you and peerlngly advise you to 'Watch my smoke!'?" asks American Motorist. Mo-torist. "Smoke observations requiring olfactory ol-factory as well as optical observations are not conducive to the comfort of the sood temper of the observer. The only way to teach the motorized polecat that he is not needed anywhere Is to pee that he Is made to pay In fines enough to educate him to the point where he can no longer afford to be a polecat. It Is helpless to try to educate edu-cate him further than this, because nature has given him only the brain, power of the animal whose stench-producing attributes he seeks to imitate."