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Show A Line o Type or Two "What fools these mortals bel" f By B. L. T. To a Dryad. In forests cool and green and deep, Upon our shaded moaay ways, A thousand . slfrna and symbols keep The tale, dear Dryad, "of your days. The faint fresh foam of falling streams Has curled about your fairv feet. The mirrored porl holds deep Its dreams Of eyes gold-brown and tender sweet. And everywhere the flower bells, Rose, blue, and gold, ail cupped and curled. From woodlands and from dryad dells Ring out your gladness to the world. P. W. B. We are in complete sympathy with a threatened strike of university professors, whose demands are reasonable an Increase In-crease of wages to 25 cents per hour. While they do not hope, and cannot expect, ex-pect, to roceive so much per hour as a tinsmith's tin-smith's uppremlce, they consider 25 cents a not exorbitant demand. "I wish we could do something to help the teaccers," said Attorney General Palmer to oar reporter, re-porter, handing him a 6-cent seesar. "1 am open to suggestions." The Association Opposed to National Prohibition maintains that the League for Making Virtue Odious is now working against tobacco, familiarly known as the weed. A number of L.. M. V. O.'s have been heard to refer to My Lady Nicotine as "that trollop. Nicotine." Loafing Is the Boss's Prerogative. (From the Woodstock Sentinel.) A good worker may secure a permanent per-manent job at good wages in lumber and coal business. No loafers need apply. It's labor we wish to purchase, not company. racy Lumber company. Clemenceau la too much of a hiloso-pher hiloso-pher to expect appreciation or t, .ituue. He mi?ht permit himself the i...ury of Mercutio's exit speech, but otherwise the Tiger would die game. The Ell Family. Addendum-Sir: Addendum-Sir: My copy of the Eil family genealogy gene-alogy (Telwyih, New York, 1910; also publishers pub-lishers of your "Spring has come. Lykeile, LykeLe") mawes prominent mention of Mlas Lilac Ell, who lived as the common com-mon law wife for many years of our ublp-ultous ublp-ultous fellow citizen, Wellnlmostany-body. Wellnlmostany-body. Some fay they have separated, but I am convinced they have not. 1 might add that the French publishing house, trie L'ammette-Terhelle company, has done a very large bufilneaa during the last six months. P. S. W. It Is suspected that Daisy Afhford. who wrote "The Young Visitors" when she was 3, Is our peter Pan friend, S;r i James M. Baxrle. but we are willing to accept the statement that Daisy 1b real, j There have been other literary prodigies. 1 including the staffs of the Dial and the New Republic, and Daisy differs from them only In being more successful In concealing her Juvenility. As Distinguished From Abdominal Maxillary Surgery. (From the Arizona Republican.) Captain H. li. Uraxtan spent over a year in Langre.i with the base hospital, hos-pital, beins enaed for the most part In facial maxillary surgery. Rome Califomlnns are said to be building build-ing a brewery In China, and Representative Representa-tive Randall wants to have the law on them. A.l in favor of Mr. Randall soaking soak-ing his heal will manifest It by rising. Famous Boniface. "Grand Park Hnt!, Wabeno, Wis. Ben SlPwf, Prvp. Bath Room. Citfars, etc." lettorhad. Omr.-. shake with Hsn Slow of WaUno, The Prop, of the Grand Piank Casino. H s b hi zo n ed t h o pa t h With clears and a bth. Has lien Siowe been slow? I!ul!y gee, no! Q. a. R. According to the advertisement of a. w, k. c'parrt, on of th r great stock markets" at which you tan buy it Is the Chicago Board of Trade, which drals exclusively ex-clusively In cereals. May Be an Eminent Author's House, (From the Bureau County Republican.) Republi-can.) Wanted A girl to do general housework house-work for prominent place. iJr.od wages. Inquire at Republican of fl e. Getting a Jury. Sir: Why not have T. J. Kai.ershot of Mon'(tnm.Tj'. Minn., for foreman of tne Jury to try Mr. i loht-naojiern ? You can pronounce it either way, but I like the second. D. Y. K. One loams from an ad tn a P;it I-ake pa;r that, "After taking four littles of Tan lac, w oman raises 6( ) chick'jt.a." Henry Never Was Crazy About It, (From the Denlson Iowa) ReM!w li-iiry L.ti. wno has been helping at t he fc-Nti union furniture Mtoro slr.-e the flrrtt of the year, has raignd bin work and is now busytn;; hirnFelf around his home. TIo was lielpim; Mr. S'jhnoor tnereh ftii acpommo-dn acpommo-dn Ion and not because he particularly particu-larly cared to work. "The attendant." writes an author In Collier's, "prone jitos the doorway, slept the sU-ep of re pier ton." .n. naturally, the Illustrator depicted the atluiidant In a sitting posture. The Perfectly Candid Eesort Kcepor. (l-Yoin an Fphratm. lady. Doar Hlr: I have our letter for Information In-formation at hand. My hotel has all nmd-ern nmd-ern conv men running water In t h rioni. Thnre are no private baths, but rvn b ii. v A thr lialhrfximi In thu tiotl Tho Kolf link are a mtit nwuy. Mil aro nut very good. The flshlnjf Is poor. Tl'O fish srninrt linn ton nr ha vlrjjr a vncHtlon. Tim flflhennt'U an1 1"Ii:r the strain. Sun Shadows. T'pon tho carpet of K'.1 ii ml gre on, of tirliitli;.ilnr irol'l and (CTtfn, T.t msny pn turns K.ire and boautiful; Morn a ilolly, Tht-ra k fan, And ondnr yanl of lac, f'orno. I t in trnn them. Mikn hato, for they aro cl.ani,'lnirl II urn', el'i t iiy Ip lost furo vor t W. Run Over by au Automobllo, Forhnps. S!r: Th menu vt Hie M.'ind.irtn Inn, Co I ir r.iipMtv ln I ml ok tho fra nk it tin : "lUlf Kf-n'i Killed KprlnK T!iU kn u la I'ruvltloiU'C." M. C. "Spofikrr G'.llett, In a sharp reply to prv!denl.M At latit a sharp one! A Bit Thick. j Ptr Tnn't ynu think It's miner thlrk i to c'n-irk;o U luxury lax oil to in plasters .' W. T. U A blf tM-k. too. In the soeciLlnn of Mr. "Mull" Ja IbiHii"!, Ki-otr.i ova nudist find Connor I'.irhuv, Dint ih-w lh country In drv, Imrtenrlors slmuM i;o nti;i!Klit lafn rMlKldim wurk. The brother of th" Pr-tor fnnl thn t thry hiOfl ib.n thHr H',:r of s-ilvii'ion writ In losing their occupation . The rout. Is Ilia. Sir: Jf.'WP you ii plcti'o pl.-iynr f r the A--udniy'w ore h eti 1 1 ;i ? 'r"fc-nr U'hikcr.s of T r 1 1 tt ii i.i v hav hen nn'ntloio'.l ! I . h A ml I ho prod'nor liiioM.'If u s thiil mush-til a hi I It v should U hmuf H. V. M. (Jive it hitrlt onr it r prlc.-r. Mitny (.f iii would he iHitliitlcfl with thai. |