Salt Lake Tribune | 1918-09-22 | Page 39 | Breakfast Food

It would be dangerous to hold the world series at Cub park. Babe Ruth, were he in a hittiug mood, might demolish de-molish the fences. Evidently, persons in Nogales, Mex., have not heard of Chateau Thierry. DELATING THE GAME. Ninth inning Belgium and Eussia out. Prance, England and Italy on base. Uncle Sam at the plate. Luden-dorff Luden-dorff stalling for darkness. To be continued. con-tinued. When a guy qualifies for a -world 's series the world learns everything about him but the size of his hat. He has almost as much privacy as a classic dancer. Lndcndorff's strategy might win the popular; verdict iu a no-decision bout, but this is a finish fight. , Ty Cobb is qualified as a captain in the chemical service. He has poisoned many a pitcher. WASTED TALENT. Dcmpsey is a bold and gallant Fighter, but it seems to mo He is wasting warlike talent Ho might use across the sea. ODE TO THE BUSINESS OFFICE. Typewriter ribbons, now and then, Are welcomed by the best of men. Being a regular big league athlete, Eddie Collins naturally wanted to play in a regular big league world's scries. For years and years old world's series judgment never has varied one iota. The team we bet on always lost. They call Mm Babe Ruth, but there is nothing infantile about liis swatting. Not having attended a performance of "The lavage Woman," we know not what it is all about, but we presume her husband is a golfing enthusiast. The si reams in Napa are practically all dry, and as a result there is no fishing. fish-ing. "However, the deer hunting is good. Ono of the beauties of baseball this season is that it does not cause any one to succumb to heart failure.