| Show WHEN A MAN QUEERS HIMSELF How a Drummers Joke Made a Good Thing for Others Ot ers Oh Ob yes I am on the tho road rond for Cor tho the same sante old firm and at tho the same old wages said the tho drummer as a look of disgust crossed his face and I 1 never nover expect to get anything better beller When a man queers himself good and an hard once ho seldom gets another look ook In Something Some thin happen to you 1 was asked Two years ago ao when I had hal a west wesl western ern em route I struck the laziest sleep lost lest village In the United States I never saw such a place before or since Dead asleep and anti I dont believe the whole population had a hundred dollars In cash I was put out at not being bein able to do business ann and thinking to play hilay a joke on the town I 1 asked tho lie landlord bf tho the Inn what ho lie would take for fOI his place It was worth warth perhaps a thousand dollars ollars but butof butor butof of or course he lie doubled tho the sum I Isaid Isaid Isaul said saul Id take it as soon as the deeds could be made out Then I went out and bought a l shop shor a store and six dwellings d In the same way permitting the tho owners to lo name mime their price With Wilh Within in halt half a day ilay Ila I had em woke up I 1 Io offered o ered to buy bl three or four farms In the country countr around All for a joko All for a joke 1 I 50 to tomy tomy tomy my name The Pho usual result re followed Every one became suspicious that I 1 had a big bIb thing hung on and refused to sell Tho The excitement continued and andas andas andas as a matter of fact a big manufactory manufactory tory tor was located there a railroad was built shops established anti and to today toda today day da It is a bustling little city I gave avo It its start If Id have gone gonO g no at it like a business man I could have se so secured 5 cured curell a hundred options and been In Inthe Inthe the tho swim but as it was I was left i out of tho the good thing aud and never nover ex cx expect expect to strike another Im not kick kicking kickIng ing log tho the drummers luck Sugar goes sacs up and sugar goes oes down he stays S right there Rehoboth Sun Sunday Sunday Sunday day Herald H Girl Seventeen Years Ye Old Saves Boy Emma Werner 17 l years y ars old of Cor Corona Corana Corens ana ona L I dressed dresse In her hor best Sunday clothes jumped Into Frog Pro Pond near nearh her h r home a few lois days ago and und saved s ved Robert Pick from drowning Robert Rolert Robertis is II ton years old He Ho was coasting on ou Randall Handall avenue when whon his sled got beyond his lila control veered cored from tho highway ran down JOvn an incline and out aut I I onto the pond Tho The thin ice Ico broko broke I and boy and sled disappeared from I view From her hor window In ow Miss Wornor Vornor saw tho the accident ent and an with no heal hesi hesitation tation she sho ran across the street and I plunged plunge In The water came up to her shoulders She waded out caught hold of the struggling boy bo and started for the th shore By Bj thIs thin time Ume others othora had arrived on the lie scone scene and together they lucy got the thu boy and aud Miss Werner out I |
