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Show t A Line oy Type or Two Tay cc quo vouldras." 4 f Ly B. L. T. I ei Y,h:'-h th TruuV.id'.-ur, 't V'o A-iy Ca'l Him Stic'-i, ?yui ; nhett.vliy cit-Ji-I'd'f'S to Cntrib'jtor "L'ele" a Icr- or 1 -s Caro'r::.;- I'.tri NV'uc'i Cur C.ii't::ni Mtht r.'ore 0.;jiit,.;:biy Cip'.:-:'. i'1 Ad Cft!-!.:ind"jin ";:ps. as "A Cocksure ' Oui of a job I hi-.w Irrn Tor three whole months together; Ai.d I lu:i like io le ihre-z nioru-, A:i it prove Ian wealhci-:" KIQUARIVS. 'TVor.'t ou," ber-cjiL,vies a tcOt. "reel oft" in a foupia ti.zon lines an ;in,byj;;.i it 1 'otiLi ii)rt'ei n"in'Ps a.nl hiipuls-rs'. " The heroine jf 'Tin1 Arrow ! Or-M" 13 too "cluyivt," tho is nioro subtle, even, than a, PLlhnan blanket. Rutilant Sayings of the Juveniles. Sir: "Stareyes" " lather is a Y. M. C. A. secretary on L"oaj-d a tmininp shii oi tiie merchant mar i it:-. Mo trier v:-is preparing pre-paring uppor and .--rcmi-J a bit slow to Stareyes, who suddenly let out wi Ui "Shako a If g, Chore, you m?s houid, shako a ks!" 11. A. W. Because the perpoiiF who cpjk;so the prja? treaty do not superu&t a better unn, it does. not follow that tho treaty Is beyond be-yond criticism. Still, a suarire.-aion or two mould vary the motonony of the ciitieism. rieeciiig tho Soldier. (From the Stars a;.d Stripes.) They fleece us pitilessly; tine price of everything is exorbitant; in all tho dealings deal-ings that we have with them they treat us more like enemies than friends. Their cupidity is imequniod; money is their god; virtue, honor seem nothing to them compared com-pared to tine preuciOtiS metal. I do not mean that there are no estimable people whose character Is equally noble and generous gen-erous there are many, but I speak of the nation In general. Money is the prime mover of all thetr actions; they think only of means to gain it; eacln is for himself, and none is for the public good. The inhabitants along the coast, even the best Whigs, carry provisions of all kinds to the English fleet, which is anchored in Gardner'sr bay, and that because the English pay them well. No, the foregoing does not refer to the American soldiers in Franco, but, as Antiquarian An-tiquarian writes to the S. and S., 10 tine French expeditionary force in America in 3 78. which was helping the colonists In their war for independence. Kelp! Holpl She's Apparently too Much for the Boss. ' (From the Atlanta Constitution.) Ma n wan te d to ta k e c h a rge of of flee stenographer. Best chancu; mut h-avc $1000 or $1500. Address P. O. Box 411, city. We infer, no doubt loosely, that every other home in Germany cherishes a portrait por-trait of Woodrow Widson. Maybe they'd like to have him for president. Imaginary Portraits, "P. D. S." ("Please one, and pleaso all.") Svelte, hvacinthine: ftlienus: And bald Limb'd Belvidore: Quas'modo! Kough- sall'ct Suave and urbane: ray, apeptlc recluse Pros amaranthine; Oh fustian profuse! P. D. S. To. A. J. B. and B. L. T. Go tot I'm neither this nor that No playful Ultten, nor a eat; I'm just a little eootng dovo That sighs, and ever sighs, for love. LAURA B. Our notion of zero in high adventure is a bunch of lritlsh airmen flitting around ln Newfoundland, waiting for an Indian summer afternoon. That's the Idea. Sir: The saJesman's bulletin of a Loz Onlaza concern counsels gadders in this wise : "If you find yourself getting staJo when you have a particularly hard bunch of nuts to cracK, the way to cross the River of Doubt is to talie the bull by tho horns. " And have him throw you across, I suppose. sup-pose. ; STUDE. "Ranged at opposing tables, when the case opened, were fourteen lawyers." Things used to be at sixes and sevens; nowadays they're at fourteens. A Busy Week. "(From the Gulesburg Democrat.) Oil Monday, as D. I. Foster was repil-ing repil-ing some- limbs cut from some lare dead peach irees, a forked piece fell oer, hitting hit-ting him in its fall, cutting an ugly gash above his right eye and barking an ear in bad shape. On Tuesday as Mrs. J. C. Harden was standing on a cook stove cleaning the stove pipe hole in the chimney chim-ney a stove lid turned, throwing hei backwards back-wards to the floor, where her head struck a chair. It was a close call and resulted in a bad shake-up. The same day W. E. Suydam came in contact with a young cow in which he came off second best, receiving re-ceiving a bad cut ear and the less of some cuticles. Tho same day during the high wind E. S. Taylor was caught in a hog house door and his leg injured so ho had to have the services of a physician, and it will be eonio time before ho will get entirely over it. On Saturday a a Gale Foster was leading a young horse io waler, it threw its head in some manner, hitting Mr. Foster in the face, cutting a very ugly gash above his eye. The Mandarin Inn admits frankly that it is not tho largest restaurant in the wcrld, but. with equal candor, it claims to be the most "presumptions." "Underwear lost, lady's silk, in Carson's Car-son's or Mandel's or State street." Adv. Perndventure; adventures U. K.t she-was she-was doing the new dance. AaidCB. Gene Xo; November. Kitchener We could check up better if we hA the line of Oxford verse, likewise S!r Walter's and- if ; ou don't mind, Xanadu. We observe nn ad for 'ladles young, two to do nursing; experience unnecessary." unneces-sary." This may be the kind that marries the patient. We Dare Say. Sir: The following expressive titles are found In the University catalogue: Short on railroad bonds. LiOng or: personal property. Harris on the pig. IMOGKXE. Fast! Sir: 1 iIfo note by the di?patehs tfcit Sheriff Catt is pussyfooting around on that Horseradish case. H. ti. T. If successful, the transatlantic flight "will be the most wonderful story eve r told." True. Unfortunately, the world is fed. up on miracles. She- Must Live in a Tree. ("From the Menp.sha "Record.) Mrs. A. H. M l"ckcrt is suffering f'-nm throe fr-actvred ri'n , rhe injury having been sustained in a fa II from her homo Wednesday. t Tho Influx of Hamlets lad A. H. F. to sigh, "The melancholy Danoo are eime." The formula is als.o used in Po'and, "Mrs. Fadejew;-kl accompanied him." where do you expect to view the total ecllpsa.on July 1? |