Coalville Times | 1909-09-10 | Page 3 | Why One Drunken Men Died

Why One Drunken Man Died. Head Keeper Snyder, of the Central park zoo, wiik ainllltiK over a nowaiia per iicciiunt of a tnuukcy that had dli'd of love, "Il'a a pond atciry," aulil Uin head keeper. "Thl reiantor haa an original turn of mind. Ile'a Ilk the wrutorn Jury. A weBtorner, you know, onro hnntied hlmaclf In I ho hediioal by hla iiHpenili ra. and tho verdlel of the our oner- jury ran: "lioceneed came to hla death by romltiK homo full and mlatuklnii him-, him-, aolf for hla punt." New Vork Tlinea. I Tho teacher wna dcacrlblng the dol phin and Ha hablta. "And, children," ahe laid linpre-ii'vely linpre-ii'vely "n alniile il ilphlll will have two thntiannd offsprlnir." "Coodneim!" ituapod a little (rlrl In the bark row. "And how uboiit mar rled one?" Everybody'! Magazine.