iUST ONE WAY TO GET EVEN Accept "Call Down" fer the First Mistake, but Resolve That It Shall Not Happen Again. Bos called you down, eh? Oava It to rou hard and heavy. Feel sore and vengeful. Want to get even with him, quit, perhaps? You'll show him what's what. Well, now, Jnst calm yourself. Hesitate Hes-itate a moment. Cool off a bIL Between Be-tween us two. Just you and me, didn't you deserve it? Had an excuse, eh? Come, you know better than tbat. What the use of trying to get out of It that way. We know, you and I. there's only one way of making up for a mistake or for falling duwn on the job. listen, lis-ten, let me whisper It Never let It happen again, See? Anyone, the boss Included, makes a mistake once. But the second time a similar occasion arise there's th real teat Some highbrow philosopher bas , said tbat one of tbe characteristic that distinguish the reasoning human hu-man being from other animal Is that he can profit by hi mlatake. Now, then, grit your teeth, clench your flit Now, Mr. Boss, see if you can catch me making a bull like that again! If you do you can band me tbe blue envelope, and I won't murmur. But, believe roe, you shan't have the opportunity. Not if I can help It, and I can! Maurice C. Lipman. In Chicago Chi-cago Record Herald.