Millard County Chronicle | 1913-08-21 | Page 7 | [Untitled]

He Had Observed. The teacher was giving a test on the value of foreign money In America, When it was little Harry's turn, she asked: "Harry, how much is a guinea worth In this country?" Harry smiled and answered: "A dollar dol-lar and a half a day." Everybody's Magazine. Royal Metamorphosis. "The King, changing Into a four-horsed four-horsed carriage, drove through the Cattle Cat-tle section." A characteristic example of kingly tact Punch. They Probably Will. "Women's skirts are to be lighter than ever the coming season." "I don't care, let 'em rip " Not for Long. "Now I am twenty-one, and my own master!" "Yes, but you are engaged." Not Always. "A soft answer turns asay wrath " "Well. Jim Jonea only got madder when 1 told him he was mtinhy." Washington's pnpnlutlon last year Increased by only 3il.