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Show Proof of It. Daughter. Hut, papa, bow can you say that Jack Is extravagant? I'm sure he's very economical. Her Dad. How do you know? Daughter. Why he never comes here an even tag but that be turns down the gas. Ha Had Observed. The teacher was giving a tegt on tbe va'ue of foreign money In America. Ameri-ca. When it was little llarry'g turn, she asked: "Harry, how much la a guinea worth In thla country?" Harry smiled and answered: "A dollar and a half a dy." EveryLody's Magazine. Must Be Reckless. "Women like a brave man," remarked re-marked the first chappie. "That 'a right, asseuled the other chappie. "A feller'a got to be reckless reck-less where women are concerned. If a girl offers you a kiss, wade right lu. Dou't stop to ascertain If her lips have been sterilized." Louisville Courier-Journal. A Patrician. "Why did she withdraw after receiving re-ceiving tbe nomination?" "They told her. If elected, she would beome a member of the com-fiioa com-fiioa council, and you know how partio ular she ." Judge. His Hint. "Ifcm't you believe efery woman should have a tote?" asked tbe Sweet loung Thing. "No." replied the Young Man. "but I believe every woman should have a oter." Chirlnnatl Enquirer. The New Mother. "When yon kiasod your weeding mother good-bye and went out tnto tbe world to make your fortune I pre-ssune pre-ssune her last tearful injunction was for jou to b go4V "No, make good." litttoa Post. |
