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Show 1 . I Wilson had his Bryan, and Aspnih .his Carson. ; I Tactful lecturers will not il lust rate ; lectures on the Panama canal with slides. Having had long experience with absinthe, ab-sinthe, the French should uot object to liquid fire. What would Hobart Chattield-Chat-field Taylor do if he were bereft of his hyphen? Professor Usher says thai Kuiope will never be the same after this war. It is hoped that the professor is right. Missionaries complain that it is hard work explaining the war to the heathens. heath-ens. It is a heap harder explaining it to civilized folks. England teels thai honors heaped upon Dr. Dumba are insults to the United States. England seems o be mighty sensitive about our feelings. |