Salt Lake Tribune | 1908-10-11 | Page 6 | Local News

t ' 1 Europo has again trotted put her stock war cloudy PPBV Hf Where is the, warlike Mr. Hobson in H all this European war talk? KjT1 . Then there is this little matter of registering 'on nest Tuesday. Kg Jiist a few days more, and the horsc- j ,hide will make way for Hie pigskin. And if Joseph F. Smith loves pub- ( licity, why does he call it persecution? Hri'' K.. This is the "dope:" Two hundred Et thousand population for Zipping Ziou Hir - in ninciceu-tcn. Hn Not ou 3'our life shall you escape M.l without hearing from us that it is bct- H'P tcr to walk to the right. Hrj ( F4 1 Jlr. Eryau is having some ftm with H; j the Omaha Bee; but ho must bo very Hf careful, lest he be stuug. Hnr I Sunday is a good day ou which to , speak a good word for the town in l'' which you have your home and familj'. T Tt would now add to the gaiety of the fr an Lions for some notorious horsethief to HJ point out the crime of stealing a pin. ; Hf School day at the State Fair gave the exposition an opportunity to make H. a most excellent exhibit of future pres- B; idents. Hff Speaking editorially of the 'Tied HjAS Light," the Deseret Xcws says, Turu B' the Light On'" There's the gay old Hr thing for you! Having used up all his ginger and yx tabasco. Mr. Koosevelt is feeling y around in his political pantry for that t bottle of vilriol. 1 n It is said that immediately upon ro- HiX ceipfc of the baseball news from New Hfy York, the prophet prophesied that Chi- Hi cago would win tho game. g A contemporary tells "how tiufoil is H made." Smokers would bo more inter- V Cfited to learu what is in the cigar Kj around which it is wrapped. 'v ' H 1 Two rival deutal companies here aic Kf' having a row in court. In this iu-stance, iu-stance, it is presumed, they arc not K pulling hair, but pulling teeth. B J i In view of the fine showing made, j J 1 and the great success achieved, by tho bg State Fair, the ucxt one can't get 3 hero too soon to suit the people. Kl 2sow, if tho weather man doesn't get H 'a life pass to the State Fairs of tho H future, it will be because the world has H , outlived all sense of appreciation. B;H- 1 A:;yv;a.y, in deciding that he will not KMi go cml on the stump, tho President has H' demonstrated bis wisdom by rccogniz- K ihg the fact that it is possible to talk Hj too B Prohibitionists have adopted the H' camel as their emblem. But the other B parties do not appear to be .sufficient!" H appreheusive to whisper "Tho camels B I coming." B j -- i H "Graft in the wage of dishonest ou- Hi portunily," says the DetereL News. For K instance, the privilege of gathering B 1 tithe money and spending it without B maJiing an accounting. Bl 1 That tho chVrch organ realizes what H was tho object of President Smith 's jT' praise of Apostlo Sinoot aud Elder :: Ilowell, in the tabernacle during cou- fe'reuce, is amply shown in the fatit that it reproduces some portion of the "sermon" every day. Tho News desires de-sires that the saints shall not fail to understand.