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Show FAITH IN MEN The elderly lady was visiting her newly-married daughter and immediately began telling her how to keep her spouse under the proverbial thumb. "The only thing in this world you can trust that wears pants is a lamb chop," she warned. "Mother, don't be ridiculous," said her daughter. "My husband wouldn't start chasing women at h's age." Her mother smiled knowingly. "Age has nothing to do with it," she said. "Look at the way your father went after women. The only way I could slow him down was to take the tires off his wheel chair." |