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Show I v Don 't overlook the fact iiiat this is , 5nst the time to boost. I Mme. Steiuhcil is turning out to be tie Mrs. Gunnc'ss of France. Apparently Haiti has furnished a revolution that really revoluted. Ever notice that anti-kissing cru- j , saders could not be called young? I Playing Santa Glaus is one 'of the tilings that make lifo worth living. 1 Mr. Tom "vTatson says that, he Trill j never again be a candidate. Xow, Mr. j Bryan! I . Hereafter the Kaiser will see Chan- I j cellor Yon Buelow before talking for j publication. ! Strive not with a man without cause, ! if lie have done thee no harm. Proverbs iii., SO. It is said that crawling is a' healthful health-ful exercise; but it is also productive j of the uudcsirable knee patch. ' "rcn after March fourth Mr. Koosc- velt will be enjoying great distinction v as the only living ex-President. 1 President Xord Alexis of Haiti may now consider himself to be the newest member of the Down-and-Ont club. Mr, Rockefeller declares that giving is a hard problem. Taking, however, has come comparatively easy to him. A report of Mr. Heart's campaign expenses ex-penses would bo interesting, if only to show how much each vote cost hlui. So far as the salary is concerned, it is better io be a baseball pitcher , I than to be a United States Senator. l And perhaps they will charge more for tho Christmas turkey because they , have had to keep it a month longer. Kansas wants six thousand corn iuskers.. Here is an opportunity for tho unemployed to sit up and tako notice. "There is no royal road to knowl-edge," knowl-edge," but crowned heads aro occa--sicmally forced to learn a. thiug or two. "He who owns the land owns it up to the skies,'1 is an old English maxim. So just keep yonr old smoke off our property. H- It may be well enough to accuse the H' clam of carrying typhoid germs, inas-much inas-much as tho poor thing can 't ' speak for iseIf- If signs count for anything, tho tar-question tar-question promises to tnrn tho lower B. National legislative body into a Houso H-. of Trouble. The Spanish Senate has denounced H! boxing as cruel and barbarous. Xotli- H;. ing more strenuous than the bullfight i goes in Spain. , An Eastern divino declares that H, heaven is a place where there is lots ( of work to do. In that case, tho lazy B cum will never wear wings. Those psychologists who say that men 1 may be reformed by mental suggestion H , while asleep arc evidently hent on cams- B Tag the LoTd and blaster to stay awake all night. H An Eastern exchange says, "the green hat grows on you." "Well, ic 1 would have to grow on most men, as' they certainly wouldn't bo foolish enough to buy ono. |