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Show Observer 0 Observations I observe that Teddy had turkey for Thanksgiving dinner and didn't havo to pay for It cither, And so did Observer. That it Is very convenient to have friends about Christmas time. That the fools aro not all dead yet. Two or three may bo seen ovory day In an automobile. That Sheriff Emery has lost all Interest In-terest in the moral reform of tho red light district, That It Is not fair to punish an unfortunate un-fortunate woman for violating tho law whllo a deputy sheriff. Is permitted to go unpunished. That there aro some peoplo who never pretend to clean the snow off their sidewalks. side-walks. That It Is much easier to get In debt than to get out of it. That tho peoplo aro waking up to the fact that they arc paying more for their keep than It Is worth. That only the rich can reach the turkey this year. That It takes a shotgun loaded with silver dollars to fetch down a turkey from the high perch. That some of the eggs on the market this season are strong in price nnd otherwise. other-wise. That a shallow fountain Is easily stirred up. That the loudest sorrow Is the soonest to die down. That it Is no trouble at all for some people to put off mourning ror tho ball- -loin. That the tears that flow In a theater ;tn- let run to waste. That the theater la a poor plaeo to learn to subdue one's pnssions. That that sport Is the Jolllcst whero one has to walk a half-hour for tho pleasure of riding five minutes. Say, let's go a-coastlng. That tho wicked flea no man pursucth. That sonic men sit down to T-bono steaks whllo their poor horses stand up to post hay.' That somo of tho farmers of Utah , shelter their cov; on ino lee of a barbed ! wire fence and then go to them for milk ! and cream. That tho humane society of Salt Lake City could be kept busy If It would get a move on Itself. That the tougher the beef tho higher fhe price (It Is so much more enduring, you know). |