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Show I PERPETUAL MOTION. Behold the auto salesman A most peculiar class. Pie hooks ii is elbow on the bar And drives you in his motor car i"ro:n Portland. Maine, to Zanzibar, And still has lots ot gas. ! Wo are handed a thrill of satisfaction satisfac-tion now and then when we read that a European nation has benn asked to come across with another loan of $1,-000,000,000. $1,-000,000,000. Whenever a bo halts us on Broadway we feel $909,009,909.00 better than a European nation. Johnnv Maulbetsch is called the Human Hu-man Bullet, and vet he is not a bullet-head. bullet-head. Po -kr-t Billiard Champion t an im-posins' im-posins' title, but we ran remember when they wi re called pool sharks. Kid G lea son was a nr;ikeman in his vnutlt. and has never forgotten it. Ho. put the brakes on the Chicago Whito kf tiox when they were slipping 1 |