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Show RHYMES OF THE DAY. jH Oh. Lovo will find "li'ly :' fl Tho way, somo flay, " f" But will it find ' Her father kind I Enough to pay tho way? ffB Philadelphia Press. Quoth Tommy: "Why's tho winter wind ll Called 'rudo' I'd like to know." IH "Perhaps," said little Bess, "It is JM Bccauso it whistles so." Philadelphia Record. IH ll A playful young thing from Ky. To her hubby purred, "Buy mo that, ay. ffH As he paid for tho hat (which was forty- flvo flat) , ... Ho whimpered. "Now ain't I unly?" fM Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. IH HANS' S JEST. IH Upon the first of every month WW y IH Young Hans from German kinfolk got . ' f IH A pension small of forty marks, !H (A black sheep likely but God wotl) Upon tho first of every month Bl Young Hans was up to meet tho lark? IH To get the money and then tell ll His friends; "Say, theso aro easy marksl" ITi i New Orleans Times-Democrat. mP , i im |