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Show in becoming: a stake president Is MaJ. Young getting1 out of politics or In? This morning the woman question Is the old but ever new one: Is It becom-ing? becom-ing? Still, we shall probably find that we H did not get all our April showers In "March. Will society now miss tho Lenten prohibition of frivolity as an incentive to bo gay? In admiration of the beautiful cus- J torn of presenting Easter lilies, tho H florists are second to none. Hi Many a politician will be entitled to a-H a-H seat in the beekeepers' convention this Hi week, as he keeps a bee. Surely, no minister will be rude enough at services today to ask tho ladles to remove their hats. When the postmasters meet In con-vontlon con-vontlon there will be "a general deliv-ery, deliv-ery, not of letters but of words. Our most enterprising hoodlums will M. strive to be worthy of all that Prlncl-pal Prlncl-pal Hallock has said against them. Many boys would have a much higher opinion of spring if it did not suggest the cleaning up of back yards. Hi Is the committee to humiliate some fl witnesses by causing them to admit that they have only a couple of wives? Conference visitors will always find Hj people glad to seo them, If they do H: not forget to bring their pocket-books j along. All will endorse the request of the Commercial club to people to clean up their premises, and some will even dc as requested. The Russians could prevent the Japs from winning many victories by the simple plan of not getting into fights with them often. The movement for Improved side-walks side-walks was o tar ted but a short time ago, and already many walks aro getting better every da-. How can a physician fall to admire light, pretty spring costumes, when they so often causo colds, coughs- and . various other ailments? Many little boys will be unable to Hj Bee any special necessity for fine Easter weather, as they are not permitted to" play marbles on Sunday. It Is expected that the postmasters In convention will stamp with approval any good measure for Increasing the emoluments of their offices. , If it should not rain while conferenco is in session, various old-timers will sec that a great mistake was mado in npb opening it three days ago. How can our meteorologist glvo tho ladies nice, bright Easter weather and at the same tlmo oblige those who al-"Ways al-"Ways want rain for conferenco? Having considered various tltlos. Richard W. Young finds that tho cc-j cc-j clcslastlcal one of President fits tho j name of Young .better than almost any I other. Gen. Kuropalkiri will proceed to win several battles, as promised, just as soon as ho can get the Japanose to Hi act in accordance with his plan of cam-H cam-H paign. If men are unable to resist the tcmp-lalion tcmp-lalion to look at the ladles on the ctreet today, tho fair ones must rc-member, rc-member, forgivingly, how charmingly they sire dressed. The vaporlnffs of Judge Holguln, tho financial agent at Porto for Colombia, : that Colombia will appeal tho canul ; case as far as French law will pennlt, and then appeal to the world; that sho ; will make war on Panama aa soon as ' the United States forces are withdrawn, and so on, are mere froth. The trans-; trans-; fer of the canal will be made, and tho United States forces will not be wlth-Hl- drawn. Colombia has lost, and bor new President. Gen. Reyes, admits the fact. The Colombian troops have been disbanded, dis-banded, and the Idea of attacking Panama Is wholly out of the question. |