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Show SPICE. Rov. Goodman Really, Mr. Slyman, you should tako something .for that cola-Mr. cola-Mr. Slyman (absent-mindedly) Thanks; I don't care If 1 do. Philadelphia Press. "What's tho row over on tho next street?" "Only a wooden wedding." "Wooden wedding?" "Yes; a couple of Poles getting married." Princeton Tiger. 0 n a Hero Is a remarkable duck story that comes from Nantes, France; Some fishermen fisher-men were out at sea during a terrific thunderstorm, when suddenly a number of roasted ducks fell Into their boat. Tho lightning had struck a flock and cooked tho blrd3 to a turn! mo Mr. Jones (reading) Another fierce cn-gaKement cn-gaKement in tho Philippines. - Mrs. Jones What Is It? Mr. Jones School teacher and army officer. offi-cer. Judge. He Ha! Absurd things those "Battle-doro "Battle-doro Ballads." Eh! What? She I'm sorry you think so my sister wroto them. He Er of course I don't mean tho words thcy'ro rlppln'. I moan tho muslo , poor stuff spoils words composer ought to bo kicked who wroto it? She I did! Punch. |