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Show I Still. Steuncnberg made a very good Governor of Idaho, even without a necktie. neck-tie. However, the Japanese fleet never I keeps Port Arthur very long In doubt as to where It Is. But If there was nothing else to remind re-mind Salt Lakers- of the old days the mud would do lt-But lt-But If we boast too loudly of the healthy condition of the city, the typhoid germ may hear up. And there be prophets not of the church who prophesied that this thing would come to pass. President Smith has nothing against the courts of his Stale, as they have not done anything to hini. It must be admitted that the evidence shows that President Smith has been an impartial husband. And the Ministerial Association, looking look-ing over the testimony, feels to say I that It his been roistaincd. The Czar Is determined to go to the front, but he will not be so undignified as to go there In a hurry. Those who know John W. Taylor well are confident that he will soon return to the bosoms of his family. Reports from the Investigating committee's com-mittee's room show high temperature In I "Washington even this early In the year. No, Mayor Morris will not be taken to Washington to explain tho Gospel, being too busy here Interpreting the law. President Smith lias this morning doubtlesa a high appreciation of the olden revelation declaring the Sabbath a day of rest, j . J Once before, a certificate showed that j Moses Thatcher should not go to Wash-ii Wash-ii lngton, but the Hon. Joe Itawlin3 had ' the certificate, i II Prof. Tanner wishes his detractors to know that he stands ready to come back at any time, when notified that he Is no longer wanted. Apostle Teasdalo cannot see why It ' should be said that there Is no knowl- ' edge of his whereabouts, when he knows - perfectly where he is. Though they have not heretofore .paid attention to Lent, the- church officials now at Washington arc regarding It this time as season of denial. ! In considering his case, it should be i remembered that President Smith is an ' ardent believer In the principle of pro tection to infant industries. , i But what If Congress, being forcibly " ) told that it has nothing to do with the case, ehould be reminded to push the J constitutional amendment along? ' 1 St. Petersburg Indulged In merriment Hj over the disappearance of tho Japanese ; 1 fleet, but the Japs on the fleet prob- baly reserved the right to laugh last. The health of the city is unusually good. Physicians will have to quit glv-! glv-! v lng pcoplo advice as to how to preserve their health, if they aro going to fol- . it. But does not Apostlo Cowley show ( rugged devotion to duty by going away 1 ' into the wilds of tho Northwest when, instead, he might have taken a nice trip to Washington? H : Chicago must not (jut the impression 1, from Gov. Stcunenberg that ndcktles arc : unpopular In the lnter-mountain coun- Hr try, for even in some of its roughest sec- Hons necktie parties have been held. Thcro Is a deficit of seven million pounds in the British exchequor this H year, and the war rate on Incomes will H have to bo restored. But then, tho H "tight little Isle" must havo a navy as 1 big as the navies of the two next pow- era in naval strength, with a lap over to menace the third if necessary. And H : this' cannot bo had without money. Bc- sides, the cost of the Boor war is not H yet altogether settled, and tho pcoplo mWL i of South Africa aro slow In assuming tho share of It that was allotted to them. And after all, a deficit of that amount is not ut all ruinous for Great Britain. |