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Show PUTTING 'EM OYER In the case of war, the innocent will have to suffer with the umpires. Can't figure how the Giants can win next season's pennant. They haven't even won last season's pennant yet. One boxer can outhit the other, but the other guy can score more runs. With the exception of J. von Bern-storf, Bern-storf, Washington's line-up will be the same as last year. Last 5'ear's statistics show that tho Yanks weer a good traveling team, except between first base and home. Connie Mack's determined offforts to improve his team indicate that he is tired of carrying his attendance on the bench. The friendly series between tho Giants and Tigers was just as friendly as a tarantula with two sets of stingers. Manager Stallings is trying to find out whether Scout Mike Kahoe claimed his latest find was a classy plaj'er or a class E player. Every umpire makes mistakes. Tho best the fans can hope for Is an umpire um-pire who is absolutely fair in his unfairness. Tn about two weeks tho big league fans will be lamping rooks who are greener than Christmas jewelry. In event of war somo of tho patriots pa-triots will bo trying to enlist in tho Rocky Mountain Coast Defense army. YEA BO. So many sprained Y'anks are sitting sit-ting on the bench thabeven the bench is sprained. Ban Johnson has convinced his umpires um-pires for the opening games of the season. Unless rain grams them a reprieve, the sentence stands. Magnates are scheming to put a second big league team In Cincinnati, Cincin-nati, but before they can put a second sec-ond big leaguo team In they will have to put a first. Limiting boxing to six rounds won't affect Leo Flynn's stable of scrappers any. That's five rounds too many for most of 'em. YOU SAID IT. oo |