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Show A PROBLEM EASILY SOLVED. The Chicago Tribune roccntly had an editorial under the headlines, "A Prob-lem Prob-lem in Conduct." It stated its problem prob-lem as follows: In tho absence of our neighbor, B. L. T., we are tempted to submit a "problem In conduct." Wc find it in the cubic news from Berlin and may state It briefly thus: An "aged health culturist clad In the garb of nature" is taking a sun bath in the woods near Kelchenbcrg. While disporting himself In pristine Innocence ntid pursuing health via the paths of the simple life, he projects himself before the startled gaze of the king of Saxony and his two (laughters Tho princesses shriek loudly and depart on nimble feet. The king, stuttering in wrath, advances with upraised walking stick and apoplectic apoplec-tic countenance. At this moment what should an "aged health culturist clad in the garb of nature" do? This Is submitted submit-ted for profound thought with the comment com-ment that It represents a notion of absolutely abso-lutely no situation for one to find oneself In. But that would be no problem at all to a member of tho Melchisedek priesthood. priest-hood. A Melchisedek priest would run, to be sure, as the king's daughters ran; but not in tho opposite direction. Uc would never in this world lose sight of tho women. |