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Show I Also the kaiser's sileuco is impressive. impres-sive. Boost for .all you're -worth and get to be worth nlore. A-nyTyay, tho snow brings the merry jingle of the sloigh bells. Too late to do Christmas shopping early, but bettor late than never. Even Presidents may find plenty of trouble it they look for it long enough. If ,the weatherman keeps on: this surely 1 will bo the winter of our discontent. dis-content. But wouldn't there "bo something dp-, ing if the secret service men told, all thc3y knew ? And how could we expect to dig the Panama canal without stirring up a lot of mud and dirt-7 i . lically and truly, it looks as if the Doserot News is begiimrng to believe its own falsehoods. But yon don't hear Vice-President Fairbanks saying anything about the Indianapolis News. It appoars. too, that John D. Bockc-follor's Bockc-follor's cash' tips aro not neurb' so large as his advice is plentiful. Turkish women have been granted the privilege of removing their veils, but the wise ones won't do it. . Why, not go right ahead with this nuttier of tariff revision since Mr. Car-aegio Car-aegio i& perfectly willing? M. Rockefeller says that the oil business is hazardous. So is. any other getting-rich-quick occupation. Apparently what the House of Representatives Rep-resentatives means to sa3- to the President Pres-ident is, "Prove it or you're another." Tt'is assumed that by this time Abe Euef 's opinion of our jury system could not bo expressed in terras fit to 'print. Paying called the President a tree to3d, Airs. Catt ma- now consider herself her-self -to. be one of our many nature fakirs. ... I A. St. Louis woman testified in court' that she never lied in nil her life perhaps because nobedy has ever asked her how old she wa3.: It -is now noccssary to live a wholo year in South Dakota before 3'ou can get a divorce. Now will you stand hitchoaV ' Also,-it would appear that Mr. Taft is determined that the newspaper cor respondents .shall have no hand in cou-ttractiug cou-ttractiug his Cabinet. H There has always been sonic question H as to what we should do -with our ex- H Presidents but the thing that is bother- H leg the Democracy is what to do with H its near-President. . H Light travels -two -hundred thousand H mile's a second, but not even the most H enthusiastic of peace '.officers will at- H tempt, to arrest it forviolation of the speed ordinances. H ''What ails the South?" is a ques- Hj t:on that is said to be agitating the H President-elect very much; but what H secmn to be needed mostly down thore H is a general disarmament, H The President has evidently been H ttirrcd by the oft-repcated question, "What is whiskey?" having appointod a commission to make inouiry into the mattor; but if the members are required re-quired to sample all of the varieties to bo found in this country, may the Lord have mercy on their sonlsl ' |