Pleasant Grove Review | 1941-02-21 | Page 6 | Just Jests

ML 0k ) I Agreeable I Prof. Ejorn Mr. Dzudl, what Li J your idea of civilization? Dzudi It's a good idea, Prof., end I think somebody ought to start it. Wading In "Can I see Mrt. Uobson?" asked the charity collector. "I'm sorry," replied the maid, "but Mrt. Uobson can't tee you now. She it in the middle 0 a plate 0 soup." Some men smoke Impromptu cigarettes the kind you pick up as you go along. For Ilia Comfort Stranger (savagely) You're sitting sit-ting on my hat, sir! Old Gentleman So I feel, sirl And I hope In the future you will wear soft hats, and not these hard-brimmed hard-brimmed abominations. Soon to Know Sergeant Hi, you can't go in there. I'rivuteWhy not? "Because lhal't the generaTt hut." "Then why has he got private on the door?" "Stop asking why. Do you think Tm a fool?" "I don't know yet, I only came here yesterday." Still Feeling First Draftees You know, I feel like I'd like to punch that hard-boiled hard-boiled top sergeant In the nose again. i Second Draftee Again? j First Draftee Yes, I felt like It yesterday.