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Show When a man goes In for reform work he begins at home. -Drink Denlson's Coffee, For your health's sake. " Every joke takes a post-graduate course in vaudeville. 'Renton, Scotland, has a woman letter let-ter carrier. Women are acting as street cleaners in Cardiff, Wales. Never do a thing gratis today that someone is likely to pay you to do tomorrow. to-morrow. At a wedding men laugh and women weep probably because they are not the victims. Sight Came Too Late. She When you married me you said you were w-ell off. He So I was, but I didn't know it. But She Can Stop Her Ears. "Pa, what is an echo?" "An echo, my son, is the only thing that can cheat a woman out of the last word.". Spoils the Impression. "Rogers has an intelligent face. If he didn't say a word you'd know he was clever." "Yes; but the trouble is he does.'' An Alternative. Caller (at door of apartment house) What, no elevator! Must I walk up Janitor No; you may run, If you like. Its Yearnings. "I see they are going to establish a jitney line In Manila. "Ah! Then I suppose the Jitney service is that for which the Philippines." Philip-pines." His Kick. "You know there is an old saying, 'Beauty may draw us with a single hair.' " "Sure. But I'd like to get my hooks on to the cartoonist who drew me with a single hair." Not In the Money. "Door your husband play cards for money?" "No." replied young Mrs. Torkins. thoughtfully; "I don't think Charley plays for' money. But all the people who play with him do." Spoiling Her Chances. "Misfl Twobble aspires to draw a cultured circle about her." .-"A dangerous thing for a young girl to do." "Why so?" "Likely suitors show a disinclination disinclina-tion to break through a ring like that." |
