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Show 'FREE! A Dinosaur Hunti License! (Really!) Well, gang, now you've heard everything, right? But maybe you haven't heard the old joke about the man who walks around snapping his fingers all the time. "Why do you do that?" another man asks. "To keep the dinosaurs away," the first man says. But there are no dinosaurs!" the second man says. "See?" says the first man. "It works!" Now, of course, you're not about to walk around snapping your fingers all day just to keep the dinosaurs away, and we're not about to let you. Instead, you can scare away those prehistoric reptiles with a FREE Dinosaur Hunting License! It's officially ridiculous and especially officially fun to hang one of these silly permits on the wall in your room! The license is sent out by the Vernal Area Chamber of Commerce in Utah and it gives you permission to bag up to 8 dinosaurs if you can find them, that is! So far, more than 2 million people have sent away for these hunting licenses, so maybe they know something we don't. But why take chances? To get your free Dinosaur Hunting License just send a note with your name and address to: Vernal Area Chamber of Commerce Dinosaur Hunting License ct-n. 1 20 East Main Street Vernal, Utah 84078 J Allow four weeks for delivery. And remember: you can't order this from Dynamite. Samantna Allen ol Springfield. VA. wins a Hot Stuff T-shirt for this hot tip' |