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Show Dempsey Discovers Willard Was Easy (Contlauad frofli Pracedleg ratal so much," Jack said, "that when I finally get home at night I can't quit. I shake hands with Hannah : when she opens the door. And when she takea me in to see the babies I nsarly always forget and reach over and shake their hands. Hannah Han-nah says I just got to quit that, because be-cause their hands are so little I bruise 'em with my big hams. But I get In such habit of shaking hands that I shake everybody taxi drivera, doormen, waiters. Til be ' shaking my own next thing I know." Not a day passee but some woman '. tries to kias Jack. Claim They Have Met "I don't know what they'd want to kiss my homely mug for." he said, "but they da Old women, young women, fat women, skinny women all sorts of women. And, oddly .enough, they always pick out a time when Hannah is around. She geta pretty sore at them. They i usually say they have made a bet that they can kiss me. and when I refuse they get mad and say I am coating them money. What's a fellow fel-low gonna do?" I said I didnt know, but that If ho would shake my hand and give me an autograph Td try to think up a solution. "What! No kiss?" Jacked asked, : and went back to. his steak. |