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Show Who'da Thunk It? MUM'S THE WORD! Woods Cross Mayor, David Wright, Jr., moonlights as a mime during the day at City Hall. Mayor Wright was unavailable for comment. 1 !, K - 1- I 1 I J J L s i N WHAT ABOUT BOB'S TOUPEE? Bountiful Mayor Bob Linnell was caught recently in a cross-wind on Bountiful s Main Street. Enamored with Yul Bryner and Steven R. Covey, Bob said he shaved his head during a rebellious spell in the sixties. Later when he tried to grow it back as an "Afro" during the seventies, he was unsuccessful. "So I'm a 'chrome-dome', it's no big whoopee!" he said. - f i '7 ' 1) HIGHWAY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS The Kern River Pipeline is being renamed the "James Hansen Human Rights Pipeline for a Righteous California, Dude". "What a totally gnarly and happening pipeline! It just goes to show what a local Farmington boy can do when he puts his staff to it." |