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Show NEITHER HAYSEED NOR ANGEL But There Need Be' Little Question That Young Lady Had Much Ingenuity. Across the line on the Kansas side where the study of agriculture is compulsory, one of the high school jf girls took home her monthly report card and proudly announced: "I took the highest grade in the class in history, English literature and German." "That's all very well," replied her father, critically examining the card, "but how about this grade In agricul- ture?" "Oh, well," explained the daughter, "I'm no hayseed!" A little farther down a deportment grade, not altogether satisfactory, appeared. ap-peared. "And how do you account for this grade in deportment?" he inquired. "I'm no bloomin' angel, either," she replied. Kansas City Star. |