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Show Nervous Bridegrooms. "nrldegiuoum nro sometimes nervous; ner-vous; brides never," said tho clergyman. clergy-man. "A young butcher during his wedding wed-ding ceremony got horribly tangled up with nn unllghtcd cigar. Ho found himself. In his nervousness, with tho cigar in his loft hand when tho solemn sol-emn rlto began. To put tho ring on tlio brldo's finger ho hurriedly trans-furred trans-furred tho cigar to his right hand. When tho right hand camo Into play, in his confusion ho stuck tho cigar ' i his mouth. With both hands occupied ho lookod at mo helplessly when next ho had to speak. 1 took tho cigar from his palo lips and put It in his pocket for him." "Ono young man was so nervous when I married him that, Instead of saying: 'I, John, tako thee, Mary, to bo my lawful wedded wife,' ho said, loud enough to bo heard all ovor tho church: 'I, Mary, tako thee, John, to bo my lawful wedded wlfo.' " |
