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Show A COLD DAY. We have a few subscribers who put us in mind of Tom .lones whom tho Swede collector said had promised prom-ised to j my his account in January. As the story was told, tho Swcdo returned from an unsuccessful trip and told the boss that "Vim Yohn-son Yohn-son say he vill pay when him sell his hogs. Yim Smit ho vill pay when he sell him wheat, and Tom Yones say he will pay in Yanuary." "Well," said the boss, "that is the first time Tom ever set n time to pay. Did ho really say ho would pay in January?" "Veil ayo tank so," said the Swede. 'Ho say it been a colt day when you got dat money. I tank dat been in Yanuary." Hope Dispatch. |