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Show New York police are taking thumb 'prints of the rei'klesH nutoiiu'bilo drivers. driv-ers. Kino fur tho public! All you hae to do when menaced by an automobile is snatch off the chauffeur's gauntlet, scan his thumb, and if it tallies with the rogues' gallery print get out of the way. Pittsburg (la .otto-Times. According to Kdison. the nest war will be fought with machines. Of couie he doesn't mean Tanmiaiic and the Philadelphia ring. Cleveland plain Dealer. Swiss cheese is nuide in Wisconsin, but you will perceive it hasn't the U-pino U-pino atmosphere in it, St. Louis Clobe-Uemocrat. Clobe-Uemocrat. Emperor Bill is gning down t vi-it the sultan, .lust the time of the v to hunt a piece of Turkev.-Coiumeici ., Appeal. Kansas boasts of a plum' tree that hears two crops a year. N wmidcr the state is prolific in poli I icians!-. l', . , land Kvening Telegram. |