Salt Lake Tribune | 1904-05-20 | Page 4 | Spice

SPICE. Crabbc You needn't call any more, I'm .'olng to try another .'aundry. Laundry man Why, what's the mattor? Weren't your shirts and collars well done? Crabbe Yes. too well done; I don't like them so brown. Philadelphia Press. This rather disheartening sign was displayed dis-played to the view of cuHlomora In a tlsh store In lower Sixth avenuo: 3oy wonted to open oysters sixteen years old." Now York Sun. "Did she have any money when he married mar-ried her?" "No he took her at hor face value." Detroit Free Press. Lizzie Aw. pay! mo sister Mag's Rot Padercwskl skinned ter death as a pianist pian-ist an' she never took a lesson. Chimmlc Hully gee! Mo big brudder Mike hez got 'cm oil fried to a crisp on do violin an' he mndo his own violin, too, outen a soai) box an' some leather shoestrings. shoe-strings. Judge. 0 Enthusiastic mediocrity often pauses for talent. A hot sausago Is not more nutritious nu-tritious than a cold sauaaRe, but It Is more highly thought of. Puck.