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Show SOMETHING LIKE LUNGS. A cigantic private in tho guards was 'brought before his C. O. charged with bolng disorderly in the public street. "Who put this man in tho guardroom?" guard-room?" asked tho colonel. "I did, sir," replied a sergeant. "I was In -the town last night, when I , heard some one bellowing and roaring songs about 300 yards away I went to the spot and heard the accused ac-cused Private Johnson singing at the top of his vpice." "And you could hear him 300 yards away?" asked the colonel "Yes, sir." 'Well, what have- you to say, Private Pri-vate Johnson?" continued tho colonel, turning to tho accused. "Please, sir," Baid Private Johnson, "L was only "umming." |