Milford News | 1928-08-10 | Page 4 | Motograms

MOTOGRAMS Several hundred years ago a fellow wrote a book. And he didn't drive an automobile, either. In one place it said "Let there be light and there was light." We thought a lot about that remark, driving home the other night. There was light, sure enough. We don't mind driving with the sun shooting us In the eye. But driving into some of these headlights is a different matter. Une guy ahead of us met a man with only one light. Funny part was he thought it was the light nearest to him that was on. But it was the other one. He discovered his error and a lotta loose gravel sliding against his nose at the same time. Another bird had lights that would make the Great White Way look like the Black Hole of Calcutta. He must a borrowed a coupla arc lights from the power company. We'd certainly hate to pay his light bill. ' One man told us they had laws regulating lights on automobiles. We're still laughing over it. It's the best joke we've heard in years. Bet the judge loaned the statute to the Secretary of State of California and forgot to have him return it. The motto in Utah, as we find it, is "light and lots of it" The police force have gone on a vacation. And the sheriff's gone home to press his trousers. Because the courts are busy giving free lectures, suspended sentences and divorces.--J. A.- Bouford, Utah State Automobile Association.