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Show child leave footprints on the sands of time, guard your footprints foot-prints carefully- That we ought to have a warm spring after all the hot air that has been spouted at Capitol Hill the past six weeks. That social graces are natural natur-al to women but a man never really shines in society unless he has a bald head. I Did It Ever j Occur to You That the old adage "People ; who live in glass houses should - not throw stones" is just as '. true today as in days of yore. a ; That "Man's inhumanity to. ! man still make countless thou- sands mourn." , That many of Bingham's old-time old-time miners hold responsible mining positions throughout the country because of their effi- ciency. i i That no matter what you i think of the taste of a young , man who gets married these ( days, you can't help but admiring admir-ing his nerve. I That a jury recently found a woman guilty of first-degree murder for killing her own husband hus-band just fancy, only her own husband. . . . That when a man picks up the Sunday papers which he has scattered all over the house, he begins to imagine he is a great help to the housewife. That hyprocritical religion never got any man very far, there is always someone who knows quite a little of their past. That it would seem more advisable ad-visable for some people to give more of their attention to immortality im-mortality than to immorality. That Steve Maloncy advocated advocat-ed through the "Telegram" to ! move the Liberty Park Zoo up j to the Capitol Hill, say Steve I don't you think if they moved just that one cage which they have at the Zoo and turn them loose that it would take quite a scientist to pick out one from the other? That there has been no rush of ether nations to settle their accounts with the United States on the British basis- That according to the big book, Christ drove the moneychangers money-changers out of the temple, but they are back. That one thing that keeps the world from settling down is the fact that the people in it won't settle up. That Deputy Sheriff Ade Heaston proved his efficiency as a slueth the past week when he recovered a diamond ring that was borrowed by a young man from a young lady and never returned, the young lady moved to Montana, and notified the Sheriffs office, the ring and the man was located in Nevada. He willingly handed back the ring and said he had no intentions to keep it. www That Jim's O'd Place with Bill Kruegel as chef is beginning to assume one of its old-time lively live-ly appearances, if you don't believe be-lieve it ask the lady in green. mm That a kiss is one thing young people don't have to learn to like, as in the case of tomatoes toma-toes or olives. That if nothing else living from hand to mouth is exciting. That if half starved children won't stop war in Europe why should we send money there to carry on the slaughter. m m m That every man, woman and |
