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Show . - J.'.Kurus W allingrord M and Horace u. Llaw say: ' ' "We Know How to Make 25,000,000 nickles bob into the box of Moving Picture But to be conservative, say we cut this in half and then Rufus Wallingford Esq., and the Mr. Horace G. Daw, that magnates every day. Herrings are eaten at all meals. again in half and still it would seem that the ten cents capital should never be leit idle Hence, one of the fa Now why shouldn't the public get a portion of the gold would become $10 inside of a week, $100 inside of a unusually attractive side lines which we might think about mine represented by moving pictures and herrings, since month, $1,000 inside of a year, and by the end of five years and possibly engage m, would be a the public are the ones who are supporting and making the dime would become $158,976.23. these industries what they are today. U . , After long and serious investigations, we have worked out iiCFring. rami a plan whereby it would be possible to enter the movies LOC3.tl02l and make a dent in the jitney bus industry no matter ... . . . . .. t .u ,. For the price of twenty-five cents we would be able (a what anybody's salary is. Anyone would be interested in the location of that feuy one Uve herring. We would engage the services of first Moving Picture Theatre to be opened in the heart of v capable herring tender, the best of which can be d! the city and to be over filled by those imaginary 30,000 tained or $3Q per week In addition we would build an Pnr f hci Prira nf a 1fn I nf patrons. . enclosure with the best salt water obtainable in which we TOr tile mce Or a 1UC 5OaH Incidently as the Cham of customers grew, we could be WQuld k fishj in very finest environment ,.5 f D J forced to open new theatres throughout the country. health Or Di eaa The dime investment could be spent in opening theatres It ig proven by herring experts that any good health her in New York, Brooklyn, Boston, Canarsie, Kalamazoo, ring is Uable to lay tw0 tj,pusjand egg?; This 'vmj for instance, anybody might become what might be called Washington D. C, etc mean that in the course of two months we would have two a member of, let us say, the Wallingford Movie Ring, con- In fact. y the end f one y.ear .the company would have thousand herrings 1000 males and 1000 females. By thirsting th-irsting of 10,060 American men, women and children who a chain of theatres extending in every city, town and end of the year we wouid have 378,000 herrings on the would be partners in the greatest Moving Picture-Her- hamlet throughout these great United States. Analyze it farm At thJ end of eight years we wouM ring-Jitney Bus-Road Building Enterprise ever launched. fr yourself. Figure it carefully. Submit it to your 000,000,000,000,000,000,000 herrings on our farm. Did you ever consider the possibilities of a dime? Why, lawyer. .'', - , , Every herring might be sold for 10 cents a piece. Fitiire your dime helped build the Woolworth Building, the great- Now, conservatively, every theatre pays a profit of from out yourself. est structure in the world. $100 a week to $10,000 a week.. Figure up ror yourself We woulcf want no speculators for this would not be a what 100,000 theatres earning only a small profit of let ua gamble or speculation. We have figured out accurately say an average of $300 a week would bring to the Wall- Our FlOWCr Farm what is and what is not possible. What we could do, ingford Moving Picture Co. if it were organized. m would be to open a Moving Picture Theatre in the heart Hyocyamus is a very fruitful plant. It can be bought lot of the city, with the 10,900 dimes or $1,000. j rjn n 11 1 J i ten cents each and does not need any attention. It ii It's a great idea. We are now only writing to get opinions AXiU 1 IMS MOriCy OUlG Be L YlCi6C! saij that the original plant will produce 1000 plants with- about it and if we should determine to carry on the enter- STniaH-sr A rvtrrr. rr Z'n one week; 10,000 within one month and 1,000,000 within prise we might seek your dime, which would be all you JdCjUealiy ITfiOKg the course of a year, all of which might be sold back to the would be asked to invest. The rest wouldn't cost any- ... r ,. florist at 5 cents each less than they now are payine thing, but you would be asked to do something else and e 10'000 "Smal investors of a dime. Drug Stores use Hyocyamus for making Hyocine, a ven that would be just to open your mouth. T,here would be no majority Mr. Wallingford and Mr nece3sar and asefu! df what a wonBderfii ide 'l ' Da" would ouly be Pitted to buy one single share The iraaginary movje investors would get the profit from eacn- the Hyocyamus. Every Member of the Corporation Would , . . be A,ked to Bring in Two Customers Other Moving Picture Activities Qur Jfeey Indu8try The company would not merely engage in the showing of When company came to the house, when you met friends pictures but it is sensible to assume that every division of It should be remembered that most people ride to the on the streets you would tell them to come to your Mov- the industry could be turned to profit for our stockhold- Moving picture theatres especially out m the less habited ing Picture Theatre and to eat your herrings. If everyone ers. parts of the country, if this company should be organ- of "the 10 000 members brought in two customers, we would For instance, we could start our own producing company, lzed there is no reason why we should not get the prohti have thirty thousand customers immediately. . This would We could engage the biggest stars of Europe, America and out of the Jitney industry, which we would be creating, be more than enough to pack the house solid'every after- Africa, and make the pictures ourself, practically turning If we were to invest $200,000 in Jitney Buss and all our noon night and Sunday, every day in the year. This he industry into a monopoly which the 10,000 investors patrons of course rode on the Jitnies this industry alone would mean that such an investment would be drawing f the dime would own. would net uj $7,000,000 in the course of a few years, a reasonable profit immediately. We could start a Moving Picture Magazine. Think of the But, we would not merely permit our ten thousand mem- millions being made today in advertising. In our power- . bers with their two friends each to cease there. By a ful company, couldn't we get our share? Our Theatre cus- Mountain RoEUS very ingenious plan of coupons the two friends of the tomers would naturally patronize their own industries and stockholders would be given an interest in the operations would buy copies of our magazine, and those who adver- Think of all the opportunities to build roads up those great whereby they would promise in their turn to bring in tise would naturally do so in this publication which would now wasted mountains. Why rnake roads for automobil- two new customers. have 90,000,000 circulation. Think of it! ;sts where other roads exist? We will make a torKl j This chain would extend as you will readily see across the building roads up lofty mountains In America. United States, so that inside of a week instead of our thirty What io rou think of it' thousand customers, we would have close to 300,000 and be- iyir k k "1" 1 fore the end of five months, and our chain would extend to Do not imagine that if this great corporation were organ- e are mnkingr about it very senoussy. 55,000,000 souls, or 5,000,000 more than the United States ized, it would merely extend its influence to the moving May by we'would try it sometiroa. Wtch q IM holds. (Our operations would reach into Canada as well.) Picture business and its accessories. It is the idea qf J. Watch for the next big announcement How Yon Can Be a Boy at Sixty There's no rational excuse for your ment or weakness car grunting and complaining about pains there is plenty of elect rl C'1-- . . in your 'back, stiffness in your shoul- Eiectra-Vita does not I ; ders and legs, that "tired feeling." blister. 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' : J MODERN TREATMENT For the Drink Habit Sixty-five Neal Institutes in Principal Cities successfully treat drink habit as a poisoning. Dr. Neal, while recently visiting visit-ing Salt Lake, was asked why the Neal Institute movement had shown such a phenonenal growth since its beginning, just five years ago sixty-five successful institutes insti-tutes in principal cities! He replied: "It is because we treat the drink liaoit as a poisoning poison-ing not as a disease. The Neal Treatment strikes at the basic cause of the 'craving' for drink. The Neal medicines eliminate the alcohol from the system and neutralize neu-tralize the poisonous effect." He added: "Acting on this basic principle we secure two very important results that insure the popularity of the Neal Treatment Treat-ment a verv short time is required re-quired to get results, only three davs; and we give, internally, only harmless vegetable medicines medi-cines never any painful, dangerous, danger-ous, hypodermic in.iections. Old-time Old-time methods, based on the fallacy fal-lacy of alcoholism being a disease took from twenty-eight to forty-two forty-two days, by hypodermic -cat-ment, and then frequently failed to remove the poison, which is the cause of the "craviny. " Full information will gladly be given if you will call, phone, or I write to the Salt Luke Xcal In-statute. In-statute. 52o East Second South Phone Was. 1701. Act todav! All drug habits successfully treated. |