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Show and made into cannon. Perhaps the late lamented gentleman's Inferno was not written without forethought. Wouldn't a submarine have a large evening on the main street of Venice? The old adage that whisky has killed more men than bullets will not, we fear, cause many Kentucky colonels to go to the trenches. As Burps 's birthday looms in sight, we feel called upon to recite: If Tarn O'Shanter'd had a car, The witches might hae sought him Fra bosky glen to rinnin ' .burn But ne 'er. ne er caught him. With the impending return of the colonel from tbe north, we shall soon hear just what 's the matter with the Canadian woods. Reports say that the bronze statue of the Tnet Pnnte will be melted it |