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Show It is said that Popo Pius has liftod tho ban on the tango, and has mado j this comment: "The tango is tho dullest thing imaginable. If a sinner wore compoJlod to danco tho tango as a penance ho would be treated harshly." harsh-ly." The St. Louis man who died while tangoing carried his penanco too far. A. California judgo has sentenced a forger to spend two years in tho mountains. moun-tains. If that kind of justice is kept up wo shall probably hear of a big increase in-crease in forgery among eaatorners. A San Francisco preacher says that the model husband should learn to tako caro of the babies and to cook. A great many husbands already know considerable con-siderable about preparing a stew. A Japanese oconomist says that Japan's Jap-an's experiences in imperialism havo boon unprofitable and will always bo unprofitable. PorhapB Japan will decide de-cide not to annex the Philippines. "The prince of Monaco is to bo congratulated con-gratulated on finding a now fish, in view of his monotonous acquaintance with the kind that is born every minute." min-ute." Washington Post. A nowly-discovored Carib tribe uses cosmetics. Tho white man, however, need not fear them uutil they learn to use powder. President "Wilson at least has the satisfaction sat-isfaction of knowing that time will eliminate Huerta, as it eliminates all men. "Huerta totters," says President Wilson. Perhaps his tottering is merely mere-ly duo to his bibulous habits. Mcmbors of the Washington smart sot aro studying othics. Whether for use or for fun is not stated, A St. Louis woman ran an auto over a street cleaner. Why didn't ho ubo his "white wings." "James Bryce has been reduced to a peerage." Columbia State. Gompers drank is a more desirable citizen than Moyer sober. |