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Show I But. there will be no grand jury if : the new polygu.rn.ists be cpnsnltod. ; More power, to the American club 1 and its newly elected officers, i Not long now until the popular j question will bo, "Have you regis-1 regis-1 tercd?" j One thing lo be said of Iowa's iu-I iu-I surgoncy is that, ..there's, no mistake aboutt. Although tlic Tuft silence is that-of that-of a sphynx, his head' is awhirl' with' many big thinks. : ' Besides, -"on know. Pa and Ma must j go along because children arc so liable to got hurt at circuses. I Another aviator sacrificed to invasion inva-sion of tho air; but two more will Fpring up to take 'his place. In so far as reclamation projects are concerned, the State Land Board seems to be unable to land. But the Indian 'land grafters will have to do some terrible fighting if they exooct to get Oklahoma's Gore.' "We notice, however, that the "Mouth" never repeats that celebrated cele-brated Smootlct, "What tho hell do I caret" Local police have unearthed a "blind pig" dopo plant"; which iu the ordinary language of the street will be considered "good dope." "When a man is asked, "Is it hot enough for 3'ou?" it is only self-restraint that prevents him from making it quite so for. his questioner. As between regulars and insurgents tho race gives promise of being so swift" that not even the devil will be able to catch up to help the hindmost. Only two successful stand-patters in Kansas? Probably if Uncle Joe .Can-Is .Can-Is n on had made just one more spcee-h in !. that State the result would have been unanimous. H There were wild scenes at the Iowa H State Republican convention on Wed- H ' ncsday; and it is safe to any that H among the regulars there were also H .so mo mighty wild men. Hl Doctor Crippcn says that he will H make his defense on the other side, H not here. But won 't it be too late if H ;"thc other side" means where. Scot- H Mand Yard would send him .7 H V , H It is reported that if the trouble H continues the Vatican will overturn H w the Spanish monarchy. It would seem. H too, that in doing so it won 't be H necessary to use much of a crow-bur. H An oxchaugo says that ' Xick Long- H worth is to do all the talking in H Ohio for tho Roosevelt family; but our H contemporary overlooked a potent fnc- Hj l tor when it failed to count the H "Missus" Alice in. nm H ! Chicngo keeps extending itn borders H j further and further toward the State J of Indiana; and there is divided opin-ion opin-ion as to whether that town wants lo H absorb the neighbor State or merely fl to got out of Illinois. j Internal Revenue Collector Callistcr B has discovered that "dry" towns in Utah are unusually "wet" this year. 1 And that, may be taken as evidenco of H I the fa'cltliat the Z. C. If. I. drug store, j ' aided lv the "all-seeing eye" and "Holiness to the Lord," is doing a thriving business. |