Show 0 I WIT AND HUMOR I Harpers BazarThey say ladies wear costumes now in which fishnetting is conspicuous said Mr Whistles I ies said frr Whistles I theyre very durable Quite catching too I should say said Whistles Chicago News Editor of country weekly Im at a loss to know whether this article Is intended to be humorous or otherwise Assistant Well why not run it in the puzzle column and let the subscribers I guess Philadelphia North American Cruel Naomi Hes a mean insulting thing StellaWhy Naomi I told him I didnt know Whether to go to tho opera or the play I and he said I was old enough to choose I lor myself I Puck Kate Ho seems extremely devoted I I de-voted Ho talks of going to the Klondike Klon-dike formy sake Beatrice Well that would give you two chances He might come back with a fortune or he might not come back at I all Chicago Record ShakesDeare to Date Everybody went crazy over our Thanksgiving presentation of As Yoo Lie It What made it so popular we worked Orlando into a football game instead of the usual tiresome wrestling wrest-ling match Yonkers Statesman Bill YaleThat man Williams never lost his heed in a football game yet did he Jim CornellNo I think not Hes lost an ear part of his nose eight teethbut j do not remember ever hearing of him losing his head I Harpers Bazar Preparing for the Horse ShowRemember my son said the thoroughbred mare to her prize colt when you get the stringhalt get it with all four legs Why mamma asked the colt Because you will then run a chance of winning a prize as a high stepper Cincinnati Enquirer Mr Asbury Peppers Pep-pers At eve sad the poetic boarder who will inflict his compositions on the rest of the victims of homelessness at eve the cows came lowing home Are you sure asked Asbury Peppers that they were not hying home Plttsburg ChronicleTelegraph Getting Used to It1 notice remarked the star boarder at the dinner table last night that a convicted murderer has been put to death by electricity in Ohio The execution ex-ecution of the death sentence by that method no longer produces such a wave of indignation as when the electrical chair was introduced into New York stateYou You are quite right replied the thoughtful boarder An electrocution no longer shocks anybody but the electro cutee I |