Beaver County News | 1916-05-19 | Page 6 | Good Jokes

EASY FOR THE PROFESSOR. "Antl now." said the professor, as the regular class exercises were finished, fin-ished, ' is thorn any uuestion any of the young ladles would like to ask?" "How Is it, professor," asked the fluffy-haired maiden at the pedal extremity ex-tremity of the feminine hunch, "that Father Time is always represented as being bald headed?" "That Is easily explained," the learned one replied. "So many young young people during their school days grasp Time by the forelock In trying to get away from the foot of the class that bis hair has all been pulled out. See?" And the girl at the foot said never a word In reply. DISTANCE LENDS ENCHANTMENT A 'a W Ml k p .1 He She said my bass sounded like distant thunder. She Yes; I thought myself It was away off.